What a relief! Tom "Sofa Jumpin' Thetan" Cruise is set to make another Scientology movie! And, given the precedent for films based on the delightful scribblings of L. Ron Hubbard, I can hardly wait until Tom's cinematic ode to his guru opens.
And the best part? Posh Spice is playing an alien bride!
Finally, a reason to go back to the movies.